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Online Workshop >>> Hobette: eine freie, visuelle Sprache…

Hallo liebe Freund:innen der gepflegten DIY Theorie, Praxis und solidarischen Wissensvermittlung /Austausches….

Anbei möchten wir euch auf einen Workshop zum Thema einer Wiederbelebung des “Hobocodes” aufmerksam machen. Als “Hobocode” wird eine Zeichensprache bzw. Hinweismarkierungen von migrantischen, marginalisierten, wohnungslosen Menschen während der Great Depression in den USA bezeichnet [1]. Diese Idee einer visuellen Markierung von Orten, an denen mensch z: B. an Trinkwasser oder W-Lan kommt oder zur Toilette gehen kann, wollen wir wieder aufleben lassen.

Keinerlei linguistisches oder anderweitig “akademisches” Fachwissen nötig! Jede:r Schulklo Maler:in, Streuner:in, Tagger:in, in Bewegung lebend oder viel Reisende:r, Plattepünk, Grafiknerd:ette, Interessierte:r usw ist willkommen.

Anbei der kleine Flyer [2], zum Teilen in der sozialen Blase. Bis denne!!1elf 🙂

wann? -> mittwoch 19.05.21; 20h
wo? -> https://t1p.de/hobette (ist erst am 19.5. ab 19:30h aktiv – also nicht wundern, dass der Link noch niergendshin führt)
wie? -> workadventure/jitsi/etherpads

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobo


Sex in Space

by Luther Blissett (sometime in the 90s)

Of all the things people do, at home and in private, usually with close friends, sex alone is subject to extraordinary interference and control from outside forces. This is no accident — everybody is aware of its power. Even if only for a few moments, individuals can release a power and energy from within that renders any system of society, or regime, meaningless. It is a liberator. Even someone in solitary confinement can indulge in it and in their fantasies travel into any situation or possibility unfettered, and, at the moment of orgasm itself, to be both blissfully vulnerable and undeniably free, elsewhere, filled with energy.

The repression of sexual instincts functions to make people submissive and inclined to irrational behaviour and thus paralyses their potential for rebellion and leaving the planet.

Sexuality is as fundamental as it is universal. We have, therefore, found it rather sad that our researches into sex in space have so far turned up very little. NASA’s poverty of thought is demonstrated yet again when they push sex right to the bottom of their agenda and even deny it. This is hardly surprising when we consider that the organisation is made up of engineers and quasi-soldiers. It is a patriarchy like all state-agencies. 90% of all NASA astronauts have been male, even though women make better ones (by and large they eat less, take up less room, need less oxygen, and in zero gravity the need for physical strength is minimal). The first female astronaut wasn’t even consulted about her menstrual cycle by the boys in the backroom — they just packed 2 years’ supply of tampons on board and scuttled off!

All of the literature we have seen on the subject repeats the dull phrases of efficiency and repression: “astronauts face a workload busy enough to ensure such matters are not a priority. However any future flight to Mars, for example, would take a very long time, and the physical and psychological well-being of the crew may drive this subject onto the agenda.”, “in-flight intercourse would help relieve astronauts of the enormous amount of stress they undergo during missions.” It is the language of dead, sexless lives, of work making Jack a dull boy.

We have been unable to come up with any references to masturbation in outer space and have therefore surmised that either:

a) It has occurred but has been covered up.
b) Only sexually repressed astronauts are selected.
c) Some kind of military equivalent to bromide in tea is being utilised.

However sex is such a natural, vital part of life that it will emerge regardless…..

Whilst NASA will only state that the first married couple to go on a mission together were on the space shuttle Endeavour in September 1992, their counterparts in the former Soviet Union are not so bashful. We have discovered that Svetlana Savicka, a Russian cosmonaut, fucked freely in Jaljut 7 as far back as June 1982. Whilst we applaud this, we are saddened by her bosses’ response which was just to initiate a plan to conceive the first child in outer space, as if sex was merely for procreation.

The Association of Autonomous Astronauts is eager to promote a meta approach to sex in zero gravity. We reject utterly current space programmes and their prioritisation of work over play, of commerce over pleasure. We believe that sex will be even better in outer space and that it should be freely available for all. One only has to look at any of the numerous fetish magazines to see the immense amounts of creativity that humanity has put into its sexuality, and we expect this to increase in outer space as new dimensions and possibilities open up.

Elaine Lerner, an American inventor, has already patented a harness to allow one partner to exercise control of the movements of the hips of the other partner during a zero-g fuck. And many bondage enthusiasts are already experimenting with gravity-defying pulleys and ropes to enhance their orgasms. We predict that a whole range of new sexual expression will begin when we form autonomous communities in outer space. Not just the new positions that zero gravity will allow, but whole new ways of relating to each other. Variable gravity will make extremes possible for S&M enthusiasts, and we expect a whole range of new fetishists and pervs to emerge, once free from the restrictions and guilt of planet earth. As we adapt to life without a planet, our bodies and organs may evolve into something else entirely, either through new forms of body modification, or just from living in new environments. The possibilities are limitless.

The AAA is eagerly awaiting the chance to take their bodies to new peaks of pleasure in the depths of space.

Down with restriction! Playtime forever!

Luther Blissett

Raido AAA

Kampfstern Mallorca

Der “Kampfstern Mallorca”

Eis ins Glas
3cl Vodka (trve Variante mit Korn)
2cl Blue Curacao
1 Spritzer Zitrone
Mit “Uludag” auffüllen, bei Verlangen mit Sternfrucht oder Cocktailkirschen dekorieren!

The “Kampfstern Mallorca”

Ice in glass
3cl Vodka (trve variant with korn(cheap german liquor))
2cl Blue Curacao
1 dash of lemon
Fill up with “Uludag”, decorate with star fruit or cocktail cherries if desired!

Le “Kampfstern Mallorca”

Glace dans le verre
3cl Vodka (variante trve avec korn(cheap german liquor))
2cl Curaçao bleu
1 pointe de citron
Remplissez avec de “Uludag”, décorez avec des fruits étoilés ou des cerises cocktail si vous le souhaitez !

El “Kampfstern Mallorca”

Hielo en vidrio
3 cl de vodka (variante de trve con (cheap german liquor))
2cl Curaçao Azul
1 pizca de limón
Rellenar con “Uludag”, decorar con fruta estrella o cerezas de cóctel si se desea!